Monday, December 15, 2014

New Cool Website. put your cursor anywhere and somebody will point at it.
Suposivly therre is a spot somewhere to find NUDES!!!! JK, But it is still fun to use.
pointing Canvas 

I know this article is a little old but is quite amazing.
Bad Ass Porcupine
Porcupine video
Orphan Jokes 

1.
   Q. Why Can't orphans play baseball.
   A. They Don't know were home is.

2.
    Q. What do you call a orphans family tree
    A. A stump

3.  As a orphan you would never see a Star Wars movie, because there PG rated.


Friday, December 12, 2014

Just came up with this one, hope you like it

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Monday, December 8, 2014

Dead Baby Jokes

1.
   Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a dart board
   A: Dart boards don't bleed

2.
   Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
   A:  It was stapled to the chicken.

3.
    Q: How do you save a drowning baby?
    A: Harpoon it.  

Hey Got a cool new website for you guys.
Blue ball website