Today is the first day of Hanukkah, so for the 1st day there will be one joke. For the 2nd Day two jokes, 3rd day 3 Jokes and continues till the last day of Hanukkah the 24th of December.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car.
A: 44, 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 40 in the ash tray.