Dead Baby Jokes

1.
   Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a dart board
   A: Dart boards don't bleed

2.
   Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
   A:  It was stapled to the chicken.

3.
    Q: How do you save a drowning baby?
    A: Harpoon it.  

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White Jokes

1.
   Q: What do you call a elevator full of white people?
   A: A box full of crackers.

2.
   Q:  What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?
   A: The NBA.

3.
   Q: What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
   A: You know he did it.

 Hey guys, I was listening to the radio on the way home from White Castle. I heard animals from Maroon 5, When the lead singer Adam Levine howls like a wolf, it sounds like he is getting nailed in the gunk. theirs some food for thought.

Hey Guys, I would like to make this blog a fun place to exchange fun website to jokes, while in a safe community. So on that note I would like to start with a few jokes.
1. Q: What is the difference between 10,000 dead baby's and a Ferrari?
    A: I dont have a Ferrari in my Garrage

2. Q:  What is the difference between a baby and a tree?
    A:  One is legal to hit with an axe.

3. Q: How many dead baby's does it take to paint a house?
    A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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