Saw this and laughed so hard

Twerking Turtle

2Nd Day of Hanukkah so that means TWO.

1.
        Q. How was copper wire invented?
        A. Two Jews found the same penny 

2
        Q. What happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall.
        A. he breaks his nose.

Hey Guys, saw this on Senors Blog and i had to do something about it





                                                                                                                                                                           
So I did this

Fatty eating apples website
Fat lady website

 

Racist Jokes!!!

1.
Q: What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
A: They bot make a black person run faster. 

2.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...

3.
Q: Why cant you play uno with Mexicans.
A: They steal all of the green cards.

Today is the first day of Hanukkah, so for the 1st day there will be one joke. For the 2nd Day two jokes, 3rd day 3 Jokes and continues till the last day of Hanukkah the 24th of December.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car.
A: 44, 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 40 in the ash tray.



 

New Cool Website. put your cursor anywhere and somebody will point at it.
Suposivly therre is a spot somewhere to find NUDES!!!! JK, But it is still fun to use.
pointing Canvas 

I know this article is a little old but is quite amazing.
Bad Ass Porcupine
Porcupine video

Orphan Jokes 

1.
   Q. Why Can't orphans play baseball.
   A. They Don't know were home is.

2.
    Q. What do you call a orphans family tree
    A. A stump

3.  As a orphan you would never see a Star Wars movie, because there PG rated.

Just came up with this one, hope you like it

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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